Trump Convicted

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Daddy Trump is CUMvincted on ALL Charges 😱 UH OH 🫣 the loooong 😏 💪 arm 💪 of the  law 🇺🇸👩🏻‍⚖️ has swung 🍒 low 🍒 to give Daddy 🤠 Trump a good 👏 SLAP 💥😜  The 🏙️ Manhattan  🍆 DICKstrict 🍆 Attorney’s 😯 criminal 🔎 invesTITgation 🍈🍈 into Trump’s 💦 HUSHdaddy 👉 payments👌 is finished off 🔥 🔥🔥 ☝️🧐 Send this to 🔟 of your 😜💅 SLUTTIEST 💕 seditionists 🤪 and if you get 0️⃣ back ☹️, get ready 😬 to do some 😏🍆 HARD TIME just like TRUMP👎  If you get 5️⃣-🔟 back, you might 🌊 SLIP 🌊 right out 😉 of this 💦 STICKY 💦 situation 👻🤔 If you get 🔟➕ back then 🦅 Daddy Trump 🫡😘 will give you an insERECTION 🍆 you’ll ❤️ NEVER ❤️ forget 😍🤯❤️‍🔥🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

Eclipse

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📞Listen👏🏻 🆙👆🏻 you 💫cosmic♋️, crescent🌙 CUNTS💁 and 👙slutty, 🤑SKANKY 🪩🌟STARGLAZERS:✨ today📅 is the 💯Great 💘NorTHROBBING😩 AmeriCUM💧 SOL🅰️R🌞🌛ECLIPSE‼️‼️ That’s right🚨, 🌚DADDY MOON🌚 is 🙇‍♂️RUBBING🦵🏻🫦 his 👣voluptuous🎂🎂 ASS 👉🏻RIGHT UP🧎 against his 🌝STEP SUN🌝👨‍👦, and he 🌚wants you💋 to 👀WATCH‼️ The path👨‍🦯 of the 🌓eclipse🌛 is ♨️LONG🪈🔥 and ❤️‍🔥HARD😱, and 🎅🏻Daddy Moon🌒 is DRAGGING his 🖤shadowy🖤 COCK🍆🐉 across🌔 the faces🤤☄️ of many cities🌃… from 😉DuranGOO🥛, Mexico🇲🇽, to 😏Fort GIRTH🌭, Texas🇺🇸… from 😳CLEVAGE🍒, Ohio, to 🥵BUTTSWALLOW🍑👅, New York… from 🤫VIAGARA Falls💉🌊 to 🥴BONERvista🪄, Canada🇨🇦, and 🫡beyond❗️ Butt🍩 with eclipse 🕶️😼glASSES🍅👓 the 🥥HOLE🕳️ CUNTinent🌎🙆‍♂️ gets to🌚 be 🙊🛐MOONED‼️❗️ As the 🌅Sun gets 🌤️🎣COCKBLOCKED🌥️ these 🌕🌕FULL MOONS😍👅 are 🌎🌋CUMMIN OUT💕💦💥❕Be sure🌘 to 🔭LOOK 🆙⏫ as you 🦃GOBBLE 🧠DOWN🙇🙇‍♀️🙇‍♂️ on 🌌CELESTIAL💄 CUNT🍽️ 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

New Years - 3

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3..2…1….. 👅🎉🎊NEW YEAR NEW DICK!!👅🎉🎊Happy New Year you 😈FESTIVE FUCKSLUTS! 😈Get ready to POP THAT PUSSY 😩👄after the CHAMPAGNE! 🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂CONFETTI🎊 ISNT THE ONLY THING RAINING DOWN TONIGHT! 😏💦💦Get ready for BUCKETS OF CUM,💦💦💦lots OF BIG DADDY DICKS, 🍆🍆and JUICY COOCHIES. 😩👅The only place you’ll be sitting tonight is on THIS FAT DICK! 😈😈Send this to 10 of your Naughty New Year bitches 👩🏻‍🎤👩🏼for 365 days of 2️⃣ 0️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ dick! 👀🤙🏻Get 10 back and you’re a GRADE 🅰️CUMSLUT! 😛Get 5 back and you’ll be 🍆DICKED DOWN🍆 ON THE REG! 🎉😋Get none back and you’re pussy will stay dry as a biscuit in ! 😨😮☹️🙁 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

Christmas - 6

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peace 🕊🕊 on girth and mercy WILD✌️jolly old saint 🎅dick 🍄is making a bang list and checking it once 📝✅ gonna find out who’s thotty and nice!! you elves 🧝‍♀️🧝🧝‍♂️have been working HARD 🍆🍆🍆 all year long and it’s time for a Union-mandated 💪💪sex break 🚬🍳 so STRAP ON your reins and get ready to RIDE sexy Santa’s North Pole bc supply chains ⛓🔗⛓ and whippits EXCITE you 📈📈📈send to 3️⃣3️⃣ wise men if you want Cole 🙆‍♂️ in your stocking 😉🧦 get 5️⃣ back to spray preg 🤰🍳🍺 nog everywhere 1️⃣0️⃣ back and Santa’s cumming 💦💦up YOUR chimney 🏠🕳 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and fist 💋✊ under the misdildo 🎄🌿🍆  and enjoy fa la la la la la la lingus 🎁🎁🎁 merry thiccmas and a happier coxing day 📦🇨🇦  🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

Christmas - 5

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Merry Cummas!🎄It’s time to jingle jingle🔔those big balls🔴🎶⚪️because it’s the most fuckable😜time of the year! Even Misses Clause👵🏻wants a big ol’ candy cane in her stocking🎅🏼👀 Don't🙅🏼call me Mary because I won’t be a virgin after tonight 😏👌🏼👈🏼 Is that a snow blizzard or are you cuming on me?☃❄️💦 Don’t forgot to wrap that dick up in a bow tonight🎁🍆Send this to 10 of your cum covered snow angels👼🏻 If you receive 5 back you’re a big ole stocking stuffer😜if you receive 10 back you’re a naughty little nutcracker🌰😩🐿now go find some mistletoe🌿 and give Rudolph a sloppy dick sucking👅 underneath it and while you’re at it, go tell Santa what you want for Cummas and give him a lap dance🎿💃🏻while you’re at it😼 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

Christmas - 4

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Here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5️⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽Santa's🎅🏽 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍼nummy 🍼💦☁️squishy🍼💦☁️ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌨☃Christmas!🌨☃ 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

Thanksgiving - 4

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Happy 🎩 SPANKSGIVING 👄 🌽 you HUNGRY HOES 😩 💦 It looks like 👏🏼 the 🍗TURKEY 🍗 isn't the ONLY thing getting 😧STUFFED 👀 tonight 😝 So prepare 💋 👉🏼your pussies 😳for some sweet potato 👅 DICK 🍆 and some CUMkin 🎃 pie cause it is time to 😘GOBBLE GOBBLE 🤤up that slow roasted 🐓COCK 🐓 and swallow the 😜CRANBERRY SAUCE 🍒 if you know what I mean 😏 NOW👇🏼give that turkey 🦃some good 👍🏼'ole jerky ✊🏼💦 and get ready to give OR receive 😉🙏🏼 thanks ‼️ Send this to 7️⃣ of your best 💁🏼SKANKS 👯and let them know how ♥️ THANKFUL🍁you are this HOEvember 😘🍆 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

Queen Died

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😞HEAR YE HEAR YE☕️WOTS 🤷OLL ☣️DIS DEN🐿??! 🇬🇧 QUEEN 👑ELIZABETH 👑THE 🥒SEX-COND🕳the one and only👵🏻 queen of england👸HAS ☠️DIED💀. 🅱️ELEBRATE🍾🥂 HER 👼🍆😈LONG 🍑THICK 🥵🥵🥵JUICY 🌊💧LIFE💦 BY FUCKING AND SUCKING REGAL NUT 🗿 get n-🥞ass-☕️🍵tea🧋 with your COLON-ial KINGS 🇬🇧QUEENS💃🏻 AND ⚧NON-BINARY🚞. SPREAD YOUR LEGS🦵🦿 AS WIDE😉 AS HER REIGN🙊🐎 WHICH SPANNED 1️⃣5️⃣📈PRIME MINIST-HERS 💁🏻‍♀️INCLUDING 👿WINSTON 🐈🐈‍⬛CHURCH⛪️ILL🤮🤢AND LIZ TRUSS🍗 😷THE TWO ARE 1️⃣0️⃣1️⃣YEARS APART! SHE WAS OLDER THAN THE ☔️❄️WEATHER☀️ FORE📲CAST AND THE BALLPOINt ✍️PEN! 🔪🗡SLAY 🛷FOR THE SLAYED😵NUT TO BE FORGOTTEN🪦, SHE WAS OLD ASF!! RIP🙏🏻 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com