<![CDATA[Dirty Chain Texts]]>https://dirtychaintexts.com/https://dirtychaintexts.com/favicon.pngDirty Chain Textshttps://dirtychaintexts.com/Ghost 3.14Fri, 09 May 2025 08:40:39 GMT60<![CDATA[New Pope - Leo XIV]]>HOLY SMOKIN’ HOTNESS 🔥🔥, the Sistine Chapel just BLEW WHITE SMOKE 💨💨 signalin’ we got a NEW POPE DADDY 😍🙏 in town, and we’re all PRAYIN’ 🙏🙌 for a BLESSING 🍆💦 from the big man upstairs! RIP Pope Francis 😢🕊️, but we’re ready to CONFESS 😳👅 our sins to this mystery HOLY ROLLER 🛐🍑—who’s

]]>https://dirtychaintexts.com/new-pope-leo-xiv/681cecf8f46c6a04cde405f6Thu, 08 May 2025 17:43:14 GMTHOLY SMOKIN’ HOTNESS 🔥🔥, the Sistine Chapel just BLEW WHITE SMOKE 💨💨 signalin’ we got a NEW POPE DADDY 😍🙏 in town, and we’re all PRAYIN’ 🙏🙌 for a BLESSING 🍆💦 from the big man upstairs! RIP Pope Francis 😢🕊️, but we’re ready to CONFESS 😳👅 our sins to this mystery HOLY ROLLER 🛐🍑—who’s gonna be the new HEAD of the CHURCH ⛪ to give us that DIVINE DICK-votion 🍌🙏? Will he SPANK 🖐️ our sins away or make us KNEEL 🧎‍♂️ for some SACRED SACRAMENT 💦👄? Send this to 7️⃣ of your NAUGHTIEST NUNS 🧕😈 and if you get 3️⃣ back, you’ll be BAPTIZED in HOLY WATER 💦💦 all night long! If you get 7️⃣ back, get ready for a PAPAL POUNDING 🍆🔥 that’ll make the Vatican WALLS SHAKE 🏰😱! Let’s hope this new pontiff is ready to SERVE 🍽️ some heavenly BODY OF CHRIST 🍞🍆👅! 🔗 dirtychaintexts.com

]]><![CDATA[Luigi Mangione Arrest]]>😢😞 DIVA DOWN! 😣🚨💔
American hero 🇺🇸 Luigi Mangione 👨‍⚕️ has been ARRESTED 🚔 for OFFING💦 the CE-HOE 🕴️🍆 of UNITED HEALTHCUCK 🍆! He was so 🔥💦 HOT 😍👅 that even the cops 🐷🚔 couldn’t resist scooping up that FINE ASS 🍑!

Now it’s time to CUM together 👬💦 and scream 😩 “FREE LUIGI!” til it’s backwards ⏪ so he can

]]>https://dirtychaintexts.com/luigi-mangione-arrest/6759aac8f46c6a04cde405e6Wed, 11 Dec 2024 15:08:53 GMT😢😞 DIVA DOWN! 😣🚨💔
American hero 🇺🇸 Luigi Mangione 👨‍⚕️ has been ARRESTED 🚔 for OFFING💦 the CE-HOE 🕴️🍆 of UNITED HEALTHCUCK 🍆! He was so 🔥💦 HOT 😍👅 that even the cops 🐷🚔 couldn’t resist scooping up that FINE ASS 🍑!

Now it’s time to CUM together 👬💦 and scream 😩 “FREE LUIGI!” til it’s backwards ⏪ so he can KEEP POUNDING 💥🍑 those CORRUPT corporations HARD 💪🍌.

Send this to 5️⃣ of your most THIRSTY 🥤💦 friends, and if you don’t want a piece of LUIGI’S beefy BUNS 🌭🍑, you deserve your high ass DICKDUCTIBLE! 💦 🔗 dirtychaintexts.com

]]><![CDATA[Presidential Election 2024]]>ATTENTION ‼️‼️ 🇺🇸🦅ITS ERECTION DAY🌭🗓️ 🖊️IN THE UNITED✨ SLAY-TES 🇺🇸⭐️THE TIME ⏰ HAS OFFICIALLY CUM💦 for Kamala’s COCONUTS🥥🌴TO ELECT HER🗳️🇺🇸 AS OUR NEXT PRESI-CUNT🥵 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇺🇸💦 SO YOU BETTER 😤SERVING🫡💁🏻‍♀️YOUR CIVIC BOOTY🍑👅BY CASTING🎣 😩YOUR ✅VOTE 🗳️😏IN THE BALLOT📥 BOX👅👀 AND CUM PREPARED😳 TO PARTY

]]>https://dirtychaintexts.com/presidential-election-2024/672a49b0f46c6a04cde405d6Tue, 05 Nov 2024 16:37:19 GMTATTENTION ‼️‼️ 🇺🇸🦅ITS ERECTION DAY🌭🗓️ 🖊️IN THE UNITED✨ SLAY-TES 🇺🇸⭐️THE TIME ⏰ HAS OFFICIALLY CUM💦 for Kamala’s COCONUTS🥥🌴TO ELECT HER🗳️🇺🇸 AS OUR NEXT PRESI-CUNT🥵 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇺🇸💦 SO YOU BETTER 😤SERVING🫡💁🏻‍♀️YOUR CIVIC BOOTY🍑👅BY CASTING🎣 😩YOUR ✅VOTE 🗳️😏IN THE BALLOT📥 BOX👅👀 AND CUM PREPARED😳 TO PARTY 🎉🍾 THIS NOVEMBER 5️⃣TH WE CELEBRATE 🍾OUR RIGHT 🤤TO STAR 🌠SPANK 👋🏼AND BANG 💥HER 🫨IN THE LAND 🏔️OF THE FREAK 😛🔥AND THE HOME 🏠OF THE GAYS 🏳️‍🌈 LIKE THE 🐱CUNTSTITUTION 📜SAYS IN 🕊️🙏🏼GOD WE THRUST 👉🏼👌🏼 SEND ✉️ THIS TO 4️⃣7️⃣ OF YOUR CLOSEST CUMRADS 💦 TO GET BLESSED 🙏 BY TAMPON 🩸TIM AND QUEEN 👑 KAMALA👸🏽 AND IF YOU DON’T 🛑 THEN 🦅 JD VANCE🧔🏻WILL FORCE 🚫😱 DIET MOUNTAIN DEW 🥤 DOWN YOUR THROAT 😫🤮 WHILE HE DROPS HIS JD PANTS👖AND BUSTS 💦🤤 A FAT LOAD 🚛IN 🍆🥛IN UR COUCH 🛋️ 🔗 DIRTYCHAINTEXTS.COM

]]><![CDATA[Trump Convicted]]>Daddy Trump is CUMvincted on ALL Charges 😱 UH OH 🫣 the loooong 😏 💪 arm 💪 of the  law 🇺🇸👩🏻‍⚖️ has swung 🍒 low 🍒 to give Daddy 🤠 Trump a good 👏 SLAP 💥😜  The 🏙️ Manhattan  🍆 DICKstrict 🍆 Attorney’s 😯 criminal 🔎 invesTITgation 🍈🍈 into Trump’s 💦 HUSHdaddy 👉 payments👌 is finished off 🔥 🔥🔥 ☝️🧐 Send this to 🔟 of your 😜💅 SLUTTIEST 💕 seditionists 🤪 and if you

]]>https://dirtychaintexts.com/trump-convicted/665a0bcbf46c6a04cde405c1Thu, 30 May 2024 17:42:00 GMTDaddy Trump is CUMvincted on ALL Charges 😱 UH OH 🫣 the loooong 😏 💪 arm 💪 of the  law 🇺🇸👩🏻‍⚖️ has swung 🍒 low 🍒 to give Daddy 🤠 Trump a good 👏 SLAP 💥😜  The 🏙️ Manhattan  🍆 DICKstrict 🍆 Attorney’s 😯 criminal 🔎 invesTITgation 🍈🍈 into Trump’s 💦 HUSHdaddy 👉 payments👌 is finished off 🔥 🔥🔥 ☝️🧐 Send this to 🔟 of your 😜💅 SLUTTIEST 💕 seditionists 🤪 and if you get 0️⃣ back ☹️, get ready 😬 to do some 😏🍆 HARD TIME just like TRUMP👎  If you get 5️⃣-🔟 back, you might 🌊 SLIP 🌊 right out 😉 of this 💦 STICKY 💦 situation 👻🤔 If you get 🔟➕ back then 🦅 Daddy Trump 🫡😘 will give you an insERECTION 🍆 you’ll ❤️ NEVER ❤️ forget 😍🤯❤️‍🔥🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

]]><![CDATA[Eclipse]]>📞Listen👏🏻 🆙👆🏻 you 💫cosmic♋️, crescent🌙 CUNTS💁 and 👙slutty, 🤑SKANKY 🪩🌟STARGLAZERS:✨ today📅 is the 💯Great 💘NorTHROBBING😩 AmeriCUM💧 SOL🅰️R🌞🌛ECLIPSE‼️‼️ That’s right🚨, 🌚DADDY MOON🌚 is 🙇‍♂️RUBBING🦵🏻🫦 his 👣voluptuous🎂🎂 ASS 👉🏻RIGHT UP🧎 against his 🌝STEP SUN🌝👨‍👦, and he 🌚wants you💋 to 👀WATCH‼️ The path👨‍🦯 of the 🌓eclipse🌛 is ♨️LONG🪈🔥 and ❤️‍🔥HARD😱, and

]]>https://dirtychaintexts.com/eclipse/66143077f46c6a04cde405b2Mon, 08 Apr 2024 17:59:43 GMT📞Listen👏🏻 🆙👆🏻 you 💫cosmic♋️, crescent🌙 CUNTS💁 and 👙slutty, 🤑SKANKY 🪩🌟STARGLAZERS:✨ today📅 is the 💯Great 💘NorTHROBBING😩 AmeriCUM💧 SOL🅰️R🌞🌛ECLIPSE‼️‼️ That’s right🚨, 🌚DADDY MOON🌚 is 🙇‍♂️RUBBING🦵🏻🫦 his 👣voluptuous🎂🎂 ASS 👉🏻RIGHT UP🧎 against his 🌝STEP SUN🌝👨‍👦, and he 🌚wants you💋 to 👀WATCH‼️ The path👨‍🦯 of the 🌓eclipse🌛 is ♨️LONG🪈🔥 and ❤️‍🔥HARD😱, and 🎅🏻Daddy Moon🌒 is DRAGGING his 🖤shadowy🖤 COCK🍆🐉 across🌔 the faces🤤☄️ of many cities🌃… from 😉DuranGOO🥛, Mexico🇲🇽, to 😏Fort GIRTH🌭, Texas🇺🇸… from 😳CLEVAGE🍒, Ohio, to 🥵BUTTSWALLOW🍑👅, New York… from 🤫VIAGARA Falls💉🌊 to 🥴BONERvista🪄, Canada🇨🇦, and 🫡beyond❗️ Butt🍩 with eclipse 🕶️😼glASSES🍅👓 the 🥥HOLE🕳️ CUNTinent🌎🙆‍♂️ gets to🌚 be 🙊🛐MOONED‼️❗️ As the 🌅Sun gets 🌤️🎣COCKBLOCKED🌥️ these 🌕🌕FULL MOONS😍👅 are 🌎🌋CUMMIN OUT💕💦💥❕Be sure🌘 to 🔭LOOK 🆙⏫ as you 🦃GOBBLE 🧠DOWN🙇🙇‍♀️🙇‍♂️ on 🌌CELESTIAL💄 CUNT🍽️ 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

]]><![CDATA[New Years - 3]]>3..2…1….. 👅🎉🎊NEW YEAR NEW DICK!!👅🎉🎊Happy New Year you 😈FESTIVE FUCKSLUTS! 😈Get ready to POP THAT PUSSY 😩👄after the CHAMPAGNE! 🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂CONFETTI🎊 ISNT THE ONLY THING RAINING DOWN TONIGHT! 😏💦💦Get ready for BUCKETS OF CUM,💦💦💦lots OF BIG DADDY DICKS, 🍆🍆and JUICY COOCHIES. 😩👅The only place you’ll be

]]>https://dirtychaintexts.com/new-years-3/63ab2ecaf46c6a04cde40594Tue, 27 Dec 2022 17:46:28 GMT3..2…1….. 👅🎉🎊NEW YEAR NEW DICK!!👅🎉🎊Happy New Year you 😈FESTIVE FUCKSLUTS! 😈Get ready to POP THAT PUSSY 😩👄after the CHAMPAGNE! 🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂CONFETTI🎊 ISNT THE ONLY THING RAINING DOWN TONIGHT! 😏💦💦Get ready for BUCKETS OF CUM,💦💦💦lots OF BIG DADDY DICKS, 🍆🍆and JUICY COOCHIES. 😩👅The only place you’ll be sitting tonight is on THIS FAT DICK! 😈😈Send this to 10 of your Naughty New Year bitches 👩🏻‍🎤👩🏼for 365 days of 2️⃣ 0️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ dick! 👀🤙🏻Get 10 back and you’re a GRADE 🅰️CUMSLUT! 😛Get 5 back and you’ll be 🍆DICKED DOWN🍆 ON THE REG! 🎉😋Get none back and you’re pussy will stay dry as a biscuit in ! 😨😮☹️🙁 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

]]><![CDATA[Christmas - 6]]>peace 🕊🕊 on girth and mercy WILD✌️jolly old saint 🎅dick 🍄is making a bang list and checking it once 📝✅ gonna find out who’s thotty and nice!! you elves 🧝‍♀️🧝🧝‍♂️have been working HARD 🍆🍆🍆 all year long and it’s time for a Union-mandated 💪💪sex break 🚬🍳 so STRAP ON your reins

]]>https://dirtychaintexts.com/christmas-6/63a7aab8db7ef33245d4cba3Sun, 25 Dec 2022 01:44:13 GMTpeace 🕊🕊 on girth and mercy WILD✌️jolly old saint 🎅dick 🍄is making a bang list and checking it once 📝✅ gonna find out who’s thotty and nice!! you elves 🧝‍♀️🧝🧝‍♂️have been working HARD 🍆🍆🍆 all year long and it’s time for a Union-mandated 💪💪sex break 🚬🍳 so STRAP ON your reins and get ready to RIDE sexy Santa’s North Pole bc supply chains ⛓🔗⛓ and whippits EXCITE you 📈📈📈send to 3️⃣3️⃣ wise men if you want Cole 🙆‍♂️ in your stocking 😉🧦 get 5️⃣ back to spray preg 🤰🍳🍺 nog everywhere 1️⃣0️⃣ back and Santa’s cumming 💦💦up YOUR chimney 🏠🕳 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and fist 💋✊ under the misdildo 🎄🌿🍆  and enjoy fa la la la la la la lingus 🎁🎁🎁 merry thiccmas and a happier coxing day 📦🇨🇦  🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

]]><![CDATA[Christmas - 5]]>Merry Cummas!🎄It’s time to jingle jingle🔔those big balls🔴🎶⚪️because it’s the most fuckable😜time of the year! Even Misses Clause👵🏻wants a big ol’ candy cane in her stocking🎅🏼👀 Don't🙅🏼call me Mary because I won’t be a virgin after tonight 😏👌🏼👈🏼 Is that a snow

]]>https://dirtychaintexts.com/christmas-5/63a7aa3bdb7ef33245d4cb9bSun, 25 Dec 2022 01:41:30 GMTMerry Cummas!🎄It’s time to jingle jingle🔔those big balls🔴🎶⚪️because it’s the most fuckable😜time of the year! Even Misses Clause👵🏻wants a big ol’ candy cane in her stocking🎅🏼👀 Don't🙅🏼call me Mary because I won’t be a virgin after tonight 😏👌🏼👈🏼 Is that a snow blizzard or are you cuming on me?☃❄️💦 Don’t forgot to wrap that dick up in a bow tonight🎁🍆Send this to 10 of your cum covered snow angels👼🏻 If you receive 5 back you’re a big ole stocking stuffer😜if you receive 10 back you’re a naughty little nutcracker🌰😩🐿now go find some mistletoe🌿 and give Rudolph a sloppy dick sucking👅 underneath it and while you’re at it, go tell Santa what you want for Cummas and give him a lap dance🎿💃🏻while you’re at it😼 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

]]><![CDATA[Christmas - 4]]>Here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,

]]>https://dirtychaintexts.com/christmas-4/63a7a9dbdb7ef33245d4cb92Sun, 25 Dec 2022 01:40:00 GMTHere 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5️⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽Santa's🎅🏽 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍼nummy 🍼💦☁️squishy🍼💦☁️ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌨☃Christmas!🌨☃ 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

]]><![CDATA[Thanksgiving - 4]]>Happy 🎩 SPANKSGIVING 👄 🌽 you HUNGRY HOES 😩 💦 It looks like 👏🏼 the 🍗TURKEY 🍗 isn't the ONLY thing getting 😧STUFFED 👀 tonight 😝 So prepare 💋 👉🏼your pussies 😳for some sweet potato 👅 DICK 🍆 and some CUMkin 🎃 pie cause it is time to 😘GOBBLE GOBBLE 🤤up that slow roasted 🐓COCK 🐓 and swallow the 😜CRANBERRY SAUCE 🍒 if you know

]]>https://dirtychaintexts.com/thanksgiving-4/637fcc83db7ef33245d4cb6aThu, 24 Nov 2022 19:57:13 GMTHappy 🎩 SPANKSGIVING 👄 🌽 you HUNGRY HOES 😩 💦 It looks like 👏🏼 the 🍗TURKEY 🍗 isn't the ONLY thing getting 😧STUFFED 👀 tonight 😝 So prepare 💋 👉🏼your pussies 😳for some sweet potato 👅 DICK 🍆 and some CUMkin 🎃 pie cause it is time to 😘GOBBLE GOBBLE 🤤up that slow roasted 🐓COCK 🐓 and swallow the 😜CRANBERRY SAUCE 🍒 if you know what I mean 😏 NOW👇🏼give that turkey 🦃some good 👍🏼'ole jerky ✊🏼💦 and get ready to give OR receive 😉🙏🏼 thanks ‼️ Send this to 7️⃣ of your best 💁🏼SKANKS 👯and let them know how ♥️ THANKFUL🍁you are this HOEvember 😘🍆 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

]]><![CDATA[Queen Died]]>😞HEAR YE HEAR YE☕️WOTS 🤷OLL ☣️DIS DEN🐿??! 🇬🇧 QUEEN 👑ELIZABETH 👑THE 🥒SEX-COND🕳the one and only👵🏻 queen of england👸HAS ☠️DIED💀. 🅱️ELEBRATE🍾🥂 HER 👼🍆😈LONG 🍑THICK 🥵🥵🥵JUICY 🌊💧LIFE💦 BY FUCKING AND SUCKING REGAL NUT 🗿 get n-🥞ass-☕️🍵tea🧋 with your COLON-ial KINGS 🇬🇧QUEENS💃🏻 AND ⚧NON-BINARY🚞. SPREAD YOUR LEGS🦵🦿 AS WIDE😉 AS

]]>https://dirtychaintexts.com/queen-died/63361f50db7ef33245d4cb02Thu, 08 Sep 2022 22:43:00 GMT😞HEAR YE HEAR YE☕️WOTS 🤷OLL ☣️DIS DEN🐿??! 🇬🇧 QUEEN 👑ELIZABETH 👑THE 🥒SEX-COND🕳the one and only👵🏻 queen of england👸HAS ☠️DIED💀. 🅱️ELEBRATE🍾🥂 HER 👼🍆😈LONG 🍑THICK 🥵🥵🥵JUICY 🌊💧LIFE💦 BY FUCKING AND SUCKING REGAL NUT 🗿 get n-🥞ass-☕️🍵tea🧋 with your COLON-ial KINGS 🇬🇧QUEENS💃🏻 AND ⚧NON-BINARY🚞. SPREAD YOUR LEGS🦵🦿 AS WIDE😉 AS HER REIGN🙊🐎 WHICH SPANNED 1️⃣5️⃣📈PRIME MINIST-HERS 💁🏻‍♀️INCLUDING 👿WINSTON 🐈🐈‍⬛CHURCH⛪️ILL🤮🤢AND LIZ TRUSS🍗 😷THE TWO ARE 1️⃣0️⃣1️⃣YEARS APART! SHE WAS OLDER THAN THE ☔️❄️WEATHER☀️ FORE📲CAST AND THE BALLPOINt ✍️PEN! 🔪🗡SLAY 🛷FOR THE SLAYED😵NUT TO BE FORGOTTEN🪦, SHE WAS OLD ASF!! RIP🙏🏻 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

]]><![CDATA[Independence Day]]>Happy fWHOREth of July 🇺🇸💥 my fellow SLUTTY 🍆💦 AmeriCUNTS! 🇺🇸😂 On this day 📅 in 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣, the DADDIES 👴🏻🍆 of our nation 🇺🇸 got DRIPPY 💦💦 together & signed 📝 the Declaration of IndependSEX, 🇺🇸👉👌 breaking away 💔 from those COCK BLOCKING 🚫🍆❌ Brits 🇬🇧☕️ & giving us our 🙌 freedom 🙌 to FUCK! 🍆🍑💦 So grab those 💥 sparklers 💥 & start

]]>https://dirtychaintexts.com/independence-day/6336201adb7ef33245d4cb24Mon, 04 Jul 2022 22:45:00 GMTHappy fWHOREth of July 🇺🇸💥 my fellow SLUTTY 🍆💦 AmeriCUNTS! 🇺🇸😂 On this day 📅 in 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣, the DADDIES 👴🏻🍆 of our nation 🇺🇸 got DRIPPY 💦💦 together & signed 📝 the Declaration of IndependSEX, 🇺🇸👉👌 breaking away 💔 from those COCK BLOCKING 🚫🍆❌ Brits 🇬🇧☕️ & giving us our 🙌 freedom 🙌 to FUCK! 🍆🍑💦 So grab those 💥 sparklers 💥 & start LICKIN 👅💦 some BUTTHOLES 🍑 good ol AMERICAN style! 🇺🇸💦 SHOOT ↗️🎉 your LOAD 🍆💦 of 💥 fireworks 💥 off, FLOP ⤵️ those BIG ASS 🍑 John HanCOCK 🍆🌭 WEINERS 🌭 on the grill, 🍳 & wave 👋 the 🌟 Star SPANKING 🍑👏 Banner, 🇺🇸 praising 🙌 the red 🔴, WHITE ⚪️💦 & blue! 🔵 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ PATRIOTIC PUSSIES 🇺🇸😹 or you won't 🚫 get Lady Liberty's 🗽 GREEN TITS 🗽 in your face tonight! 😭 Get 3️⃣ back & you're a 🇺🇸 Ben FrankCLIT LICKER 👅💦 Get 5️⃣ back & you're a 🇺🇸 John PennIS SUCKER 🍆🍆 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & you're the 🇺🇸 Thomas JefferSUCC SLUT QUEEN 🍆💦👑 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

]]><![CDATA[Mother’s Day]]>HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HOES! 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 On this day we celebrate 🎉🎊 the HORNY BITCH 🍆🙆 that got HOT 🔥 and DRIPPY 💦💦 with DADDY 👱🍆🍆 then 💥 POPPED 💥 YOU 👇🏻 OUTTA THE PUSSY 🙀🙀😹 9 MONTHS later 📅 Throughout the years 📅📅📅 this bitch 🙋 did EVERYTHING 4️⃣ you, shovin her TITTIES 🔘🔘 in your FACE 👶 4️⃣ you 2️⃣ SUCK ON 👅👅💦, cleanin up

]]>https://dirtychaintexts.com/mothers-day/63361f93db7ef33245d4cb09Sat, 14 May 2022 22:43:00 GMTHAPPY MOTHERS DAY HOES! 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 On this day we celebrate 🎉🎊 the HORNY BITCH 🍆🙆 that got HOT 🔥 and DRIPPY 💦💦 with DADDY 👱🍆🍆 then 💥 POPPED 💥 YOU 👇🏻 OUTTA THE PUSSY 🙀🙀😹 9 MONTHS later 📅 Throughout the years 📅📅📅 this bitch 🙋 did EVERYTHING 4️⃣ you, shovin her TITTIES 🔘🔘 in your FACE 👶 4️⃣ you 2️⃣ SUCK ON 👅👅💦, cleanin up 👅👅 the CUMMIES 💦💦 in your diapers 👶, KISSIN 💋 all your BOOBoos 🏥, & 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to the rescue 🆘 whenever you needed 😫 that MILF PUSSY 🐱💦 Show this SLUTTY MUMMY 💁 how much you appreciate 🙏🙏 her today & MURDER 🔫🗡💣 THAT PUSSY 🐱🐱 like a good child should 👍👶 DADDY 👱🍆 won't mind 😉😏 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ friends with the HOTTEST 🔥 MILFS 🙆👪 Get 3️⃣ back & MOMMY will give the TIP 🍆 a KISS 💋 GOODNIGHT 🌙⭐️ Get 5️⃣ back & she'll T(F)UCK 👉👌 you into BED 🛌 TONIGHT 🌠 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & she'll give you the RIDE 🐎🍆💦 OF YOUR LIFE 💦 to SCHOOL 📚 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱💦 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

]]><![CDATA[Inauguration]]>Strap down🚨😷 and strap on🍾🔛🤩 for INHOGURATION🐗🍆😱!! After fucking 🆙 our democrassy 🍑💩🍑 and nearly stopping 🛑✋the cunt 😳 Donald Trump🌽👿 is PULLING OUT👉👌 🙅‍♀️of 1600 Peensilvania Avenue!!!! 💃 🎈 🎊 CUMala💦💦Harris and Joe RIDIN’ 🐎🙇‍♀️🤟 are cumming with their orgy🎊of🧴lube-rals🧴😅 to feel 🆙 the 👐consTITSution 📜 of our pounding 🔨fathers 👨🏻‍🦳👴🏻🧓🏻 until dirty daddy Mitch 🐢 McConnelingus

]]>https://dirtychaintexts.com/inauguration/6336203edb7ef33245d4cb2cThu, 06 Jan 2022 23:46:00 GMTStrap down🚨😷 and strap on🍾🔛🤩 for INHOGURATION🐗🍆😱!! After fucking 🆙 our democrassy 🍑💩🍑 and nearly stopping 🛑✋the cunt 😳 Donald Trump🌽👿 is PULLING OUT👉👌 🙅‍♀️of 1600 Peensilvania Avenue!!!! 💃 🎈 🎊 CUMala💦💦Harris and Joe RIDIN’ 🐎🙇‍♀️🤟 are cumming with their orgy🎊of🧴lube-rals🧴😅 to feel 🆙 the 👐consTITSution 📜 of our pounding 🔨fathers 👨🏻‍🦳👴🏻🧓🏻 until dirty daddy Mitch 🐢 McConnelingus 👅 🌮 goes back 👇👇down 👇😲south where he belongs ⤵️🙃 Send 💌this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your undersexed 🤤🥴covid slores...0️⃣ back😔and you’re Barron 👦🏻 for life 😭⛔️👶!! 5️⃣ back and you’ll be 💸Janet Yellin’💰😩🤭 in the treasury all night long. 🔟back and you’ll star 🌟 spangled bang 💥👄👏EVERY HOE in congrASS until 2022 🇺🇸👨‍⚖️🇺🇸 ⏰ ⏰ ⏰ 10,000 back with signatures and youre a Tasty Stacy Abrams 🗳🍑⚖️🥵

]]><![CDATA[Insurrection]]>Happy 😊 InsERECTION✊🏻 🍆💦 Day 🌞my slutty 😩little🙇 PATRIOTS🇺🇸!!! TODAY 🕛📅is the day🌞 DADDY👨🏻‍🦰TRUMP🍊 ORDERED 👉🏻the PROUD 🏳️‍🌈BOYS 👨🏼‍❤️‍👨🏼 💅🏻to STORM ⛈ the Capitol’s GIRTHY 😏 DOME 🍄 and PENETRATE 👉🏻👌🏻😩the HALLS🏛of CONGRESS👨🏼‍⚖️. THAT'S RIGHT✔✅✔ Things got KINKY⛓🤫and our DEMOCRACY 🇺🇸wasn’t🚫the only🔞one👆🏻 to ⤵️go down⤵️ that day 🍆😉. TODAY📅 is

]]>https://dirtychaintexts.com/insurrection/63361fccdb7ef33245d4cb18Thu, 06 Jan 2022 23:44:00 GMTHappy 😊 InsERECTION✊🏻 🍆💦 Day 🌞my slutty 😩little🙇 PATRIOTS🇺🇸!!! TODAY 🕛📅is the day🌞 DADDY👨🏻‍🦰TRUMP🍊 ORDERED 👉🏻the PROUD 🏳️‍🌈BOYS 👨🏼‍❤️‍👨🏼 💅🏻to STORM ⛈ the Capitol’s GIRTHY 😏 DOME 🍄 and PENETRATE 👉🏻👌🏻😩the HALLS🏛of CONGRESS👨🏼‍⚖️. THAT'S RIGHT✔✅✔ Things got KINKY⛓🤫and our DEMOCRACY 🇺🇸wasn’t🚫the only🔞one👆🏻 to ⤵️go down⤵️ that day 🍆😉. TODAY📅 is a DAY🌞 to SLURP UP🍴👅FACEBOOK 💻👵🏻MISINFORMATION🚨🗣📰AND HUNT🔍🔎 for SATANIC 👹👿👺CANNIBALS ☠️🍖🍽 AT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD🏡 PIZZA PLACE🍕👨🏻‍🍳!!! MAKE SURE ✔ TO CHECK 🔍🔎YOUR 5G 📶TOWER🗼🍆 FOR CORONAVIRUS 😷 TOO, BECAUSE THE DEEP 🕳STATE 🇺🇸 IS A SNEAKY👟 CUCK🐓! SEND💌📬📫 THIS⬇TO1⃣5️⃣ OF YOUR SLUTTIEST😫😩😫  INSURRECTIONISTS😡🔫 OR JFK JR 👱🏻‍♂️🪦WON'T🚫🚫 RISE ⬆🤤FROM THE GRAVE ⚰ TO FILL YOUR BIG❗ OL' Q-ANUSSY 🍑 WITH HIS PRESIDENTIAL 🇺🇸🏛CUMMIES 💦💦💦!!! 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

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