Luigi Mangione Arrest

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😢😞 DIVA DOWN! 😣🚨💔 American hero 🇺🇸 Luigi Mangione 👨‍⚕️ has been ARRESTED 🚔 for OFFING💦 the CE-HOE 🕴️🍆 of UNITED HEALTHCUCK 🍆! He was so 🔥💦 HOT 😍👅 that even the cops 🐷🚔 couldn’t resist scooping up that FINE ASS 🍑! Now it’s time to CUM together 👬💦 and scream 😩 “FREE LUIGI!” til it’s backwards ⏪ so he can KEEP POUNDING 💥🍑 those CORRUPT corporations HARD 💪🍌. Send this to 5️⃣ of your most THIRSTY 🥤💦 friends, and if you don’t want a piece of LUIGI’S beefy BUNS 🌭🍑, you deserve your high ass DICKDUCTIBLE! 💦 🔗 dirtychaintexts.com

Trump Convicted

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Daddy Trump is CUMvincted on ALL Charges 😱 UH OH 🫣 the loooong 😏 💪 arm 💪 of the  law 🇺🇸👩🏻‍⚖️ has swung 🍒 low 🍒 to give Daddy 🤠 Trump a good 👏 SLAP 💥😜  The 🏙️ Manhattan  🍆 DICKstrict 🍆 Attorney’s 😯 criminal 🔎 invesTITgation 🍈🍈 into Trump’s 💦 HUSHdaddy 👉 payments👌 is finished off 🔥 🔥🔥 ☝️🧐 Send this to 🔟 of your 😜💅 SLUTTIEST 💕 seditionists 🤪 and if you get 0️⃣ back ☹️, get ready 😬 to do some 😏🍆 HARD TIME just like TRUMP👎  If you get 5️⃣-🔟 back, you might 🌊 SLIP 🌊 right out 😉 of this 💦 STICKY 💦 situation 👻🤔 If you get 🔟➕ back then 🦅 Daddy Trump 🫡😘 will give you an insERECTION 🍆 you’ll ❤️ NEVER ❤️ forget 😍🤯❤️‍🔥🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

Queen Died

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😞HEAR YE HEAR YE☕️WOTS 🤷OLL ☣️DIS DEN🐿??! 🇬🇧 QUEEN 👑ELIZABETH 👑THE 🥒SEX-COND🕳the one and only👵🏻 queen of england👸HAS ☠️DIED💀. 🅱️ELEBRATE🍾🥂 HER 👼🍆😈LONG 🍑THICK 🥵🥵🥵JUICY 🌊💧LIFE💦 BY FUCKING AND SUCKING REGAL NUT 🗿 get n-🥞ass-☕️🍵tea🧋 with your COLON-ial KINGS 🇬🇧QUEENS💃🏻 AND ⚧NON-BINARY🚞. SPREAD YOUR LEGS🦵🦿 AS WIDE😉 AS HER REIGN🙊🐎 WHICH SPANNED 1️⃣5️⃣📈PRIME MINIST-HERS 💁🏻‍♀️INCLUDING 👿WINSTON 🐈🐈‍⬛CHURCH⛪️ILL🤮🤢AND LIZ TRUSS🍗 😷THE TWO ARE 1️⃣0️⃣1️⃣YEARS APART! SHE WAS OLDER THAN THE ☔️❄️WEATHER☀️ FORE📲CAST AND THE BALLPOINt ✍️PEN! 🔪🗡SLAY 🛷FOR THE SLAYED😵NUT TO BE FORGOTTEN🪦, SHE WAS OLD ASF!! RIP🙏🏻 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

Insurrection

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Happy 😊 InsERECTION✊🏻 🍆💦 Day 🌞my slutty 😩little🙇 PATRIOTS🇺🇸!!! TODAY 🕛📅is the day🌞 DADDY👨🏻‍🦰TRUMP🍊 ORDERED 👉🏻the PROUD 🏳️‍🌈BOYS 👨🏼‍❤️‍👨🏼 💅🏻to STORM ⛈ the Capitol’s GIRTHY 😏 DOME 🍄 and PENETRATE 👉🏻👌🏻😩the HALLS🏛of CONGRESS👨🏼‍⚖️. THAT'S RIGHT✔✅✔ Things got KINKY⛓🤫and our DEMOCRACY 🇺🇸wasn’t🚫the only🔞one👆🏻 to ⤵️go down⤵️ that day 🍆😉. TODAY📅 is a DAY🌞 to SLURP UP🍴👅FACEBOOK 💻👵🏻MISINFORMATION🚨🗣📰AND HUNT🔍🔎 for SATANIC 👹👿👺CANNIBALS ☠️🍖🍽 AT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD🏡 PIZZA PLACE🍕👨🏻‍🍳!!! MAKE SURE ✔ TO CHECK 🔍🔎YOUR 5G 📶TOWER🗼🍆 FOR CORONAVIRUS 😷 TOO, BECAUSE THE DEEP 🕳STATE 🇺🇸 IS A SNEAKY👟 CUCK🐓! SEND💌📬📫 THIS⬇TO1⃣5️⃣ OF YOUR SLUTTIEST😫😩😫  INSURRECTIONISTS😡🔫 OR JFK JR 👱🏻‍♂️🪦WON'T🚫🚫 RISE ⬆🤤FROM THE GRAVE ⚰ TO FILL YOUR BIG❗ OL' Q-ANUSSY 🍑 WITH HIS PRESIDENTIAL 🇺🇸🏛CUMMIES 💦💦💦!!! 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com