Passover
Happy Passover 🔯 you Haggadah Hoes™️!! We may not 🙅♀️ be allowed to eat 🍞bread 😖😫 but that 🍆🍆 is KOSHE®️ as FuCk!!👅 When our ancest-whores 🤰🏽were in Egypt 😱 and Phar-hoe Wouldn’t let us leave 🙅🏾♂️, God sent the 🔟 plagues to Pharaoh 🖕and the BREAD didn’t have time 🕟 to rise, but your DICK WILL 👅👅😂😩🙏 Send this to 🔟 Seder Sluts! If you get 1️ back ur gonna be dry as matzah 😭😱 if you get 5 back 💦elijah will finally cum and drink that wine 😂🤙 if you get 🔟 back you’re hot like the burning bush🔥🌳🔥 So say Daieanu u dirty dirty desert bitches ☀️🐐 enjoy your 40 years searching for That Holy Land 👀👀👅🙏🤑 And shove the entire Afikomen 🕵️♀️ up your ass! 😩