Passover

Happy Passover ๐Ÿ”ฏ you Haggadah Hoesโ„ข๏ธ!! We may not ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ be allowed to eat ๐Ÿžbread ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ซ but that ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† is KOSHEยฎ๏ธ as FuCk!!๐Ÿ‘… When our ancest-whores ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿฝwere in Egypt ๐Ÿ˜ฑ and Phar-hoe Wouldnโ€™t let us leave ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ, God sent the ๐Ÿ”Ÿ plagues to Pharaoh ๐Ÿ–•and the BREAD didnโ€™t have time ๐Ÿ•Ÿ to rise, but your DICK WILL ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™ Send this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ Seder Sluts! If you get 1๏ธ back ur gonna be dry as matzah ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ if you get 5 back ๐Ÿ’ฆelijah will finally cum and drink that wine ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค™ if you get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back youโ€™re hot like the burning bush๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ”ฅ So say Daieanu u dirty dirty desert bitches โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ enjoy your 40 years searching for That Holy Land ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ™๐Ÿค‘ And shove the entire Afikomen ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ up your ass! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ