Passover

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Happy Passover 🔯 you Haggadah Hoes™️!! We may not 🙅‍♀️ be allowed to eat 🍞bread 😖😫 but that 🍆🍆 is KOSHE®️ as FuCk!!👅 When our ancest-whores 🤰🏽were in Egypt 😱 and Phar-hoe Wouldn’t let us leave 🙅🏾‍♂️, God sent the 🔟 plagues to Pharaoh 🖕and the BREAD didn’t have time 🕟 to rise, but your DICK WILL 👅👅😂😩🙏 Send this to 🔟 Seder Sluts! If you get 1️ back ur gonna be dry as matzah 😭😱 if you get 5 back 💦elijah will finally cum and drink that wine 😂🤙 if you get 🔟 back you’re hot like the burning bush🔥🌳🔥 So say Daieanu u dirty dirty desert bitches ☀️🐐 enjoy your 40 years searching for That Holy Land 👀👀👅🙏🤑 And shove the entire Afikomen 🕵️‍♀️ up your ass! 😩

St. Patrick's Day

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Hoping to get 🍀LUCKY🍀 this 🐢St. Patrick’s Day?🍀? Want someone to rub you for luck🔮? ✳️Maybe put their🐍 shamrock🍀shake in your pot of gold?✳️ I sent this to you because🐸 you're🌵 one of my 🌳LUCKIEST 🌱 friends!!!!!!!! Send this🔋 to TEN of 🈯️your SLUTTIEST LUCKY friends this📗 St. Patrick’s Day🍏. You know,🍃 the ones 💚that are big sluts but✅are lucky enough 🐲not to catch an STD!!!!!!❇️ If you don't🌴 send 💹this ♻️around to 🐊10 friends you’ll have BAD LUCK in the 🌲next 24 hours!😈 I BETTER get one 🌿back!🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

St. Patrick's Day - 2

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HAPPY ST.PATRICKS DAY HOES!!☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️on this day in history we remember our St. Paddy Daddy!!💚💚💚💚💦💦 this means it is time to lick some lucky LEPRECHAUN💩 ASSHOLE 💩!!! Want someone to rub you for luck🔮? ✳️Maybe put their🐍 shamrock🍀shake in your pot of gold?✳️You better wear some green so you don’t get PINCHED on the PUSSY today! 💃🍆💦 Send this to 15 of your sluttiest shamrock bitches((you know,🍃 the ones 💚that are big sluts but✅are lucky enough 🐲not to catch an STD)) OR you won’t get any GREEN DICK💚🍆💚☘️ tonight😭😭 if you get 10 back you’re a st.paddys princess👸👸is you get 15 back st paddy daddy will give you his HUGE pot of gold tonight 💰💰💰🍆💦💦 👅👅 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

St. Patrick's Day - 3

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Happy 😀 SLUTS 👌🍆💦💦💦Patrick's day 🍀 you sexy 💋Irish 🇮🇪 potaHOE.🥔 If you're looking 👀 to get lucky 🍀🏆 and have daddy's 👅 shamerCOCK 🍀🍆in your Pot of Gold 🌈🥇tonight, make sure you DON'T ❎ wear green 👕♼🙅so he can pinch👌😳 you all over 🍑😈😩 Be sure to send ✉ this message to 10 of your💰luckiest 🍀 potaHOES 🥔 or you'll never get to 🤤 cathoLICK👅 daddy's snake🐍 again 😭 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

President’s Day

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Happy PresiDICK’S 🍆🍌🌽 DAY‼️ Time ⏰⏰ to honor the DADDIES 👬👬 of our nation 🇺🇸🇺🇸 George SLUTsington 👯👯, Benjamin SPANKlin👋🍑, John HanCOCK 🍆🌽💦💦💦 These POUNDING 🔨⚒ fathers ERECTED ⬆️⬆️ their 😻📃CUNTstitutional dongs 😍🍌for LADY LIBERTY 🗽👅🙀 Raise that ASS 🍑 to 💦💦 Abraham LinCUM 💦💦, 🌲 WOODrow Wilson 😏🌲😉, Bill CLIT-on 👌👈, and the CUMmander in chief, 👦🍆👀BarCOCK Obama 👦🍆👀 Don’t forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE 👀😩 DICKlared war 🔫💣 on those CUMMIES 💦💂💂 Share in ♋️ SUCKonds or you won’t be pounding 🔨that presidential PUSSY 🙀🙀 Get 5️ back and ur a White House HOE 🏠 Get 🔟 back and ur the SUCKretary of state 📔😙🇺🇸 Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan 😩😩💦💦💦💦💦 HAPPY JIZZIDENT’S DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS 🍑🍑🍑

Valentine’s Day

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👋🏻HEY👋🏻 YOU seXXXy 💋 LITTLE😫 💃🏼💃🏼SLUTS💃🏼👅‼️‼️ 📆Today📆 is 💥FUCKUARY 14TH💥 which means 👨🏻DADDY CUPID💘💘 is 💦cumming💦 for you⚠️‼️‼️ He’s been ✊🏼YANKING✊🏼😩on his bow 🏹 and arrow 💘 all night 😖 getting ready to 🎯 shoot 😩👅💦 all over you 😱😩🤣😜😘😍🍆🍆💦💧 so Daddy Cupid draw 🔙 your bow 🏹 and let that 💦🤣CUM FLOW➡️👅 💦 ‼️ This day only 💦CUMS💦 once a year 📅 so ❌rip off❌ your 👗clothes👙 and JUMP 👏🏻ON 👏🏻THAT👏🏻 GOOD 👏🏻DICK!😂😩💗 🙏🏻Saint🙌🏻 Valentine💕🌹 is the 💞SLUTTIEST 👄Saint there is, so 👈🏻spread👉🏻your holy 🙌🏻bible ⬅️wide➡️ to take everything 😵😬😍😆he’s got🙏🏻. 💌☄️SEND💌to 5 💄VALENHOES💋so 👉🏻you👈🏻 can get 😫🤗OFF😊 tonight 👍🏻😵😜❤️💕‼️ if you 😵DON'T😵 you’ll be 👎🏻STUCK ❌without❌ 😖CHOCColate🍫🍫 or 🥖long😩🍆thicc😱🍆 🌹PLOW-HERS🌷🌷for the next 6️9 YEARS!!!! 😱😭😵😫😜😂😂 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com