Thanksgiving

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Hey bitch! 💦💦 CUMpkin pie 🍰👅 lover 😘 it’s finally SPANKSgiving 🖐🍂🌰🍅 time to be 😉 thankful 😏😜💋 this THIRST-day for all that sweet potato 🍊 DICK 🍆🍆🌽👅 you’ve had this fall…..now send this to t e n 1️0 of your 👄💦 sexiest 😛😛 🦃 TURKEY 🦃 sluts in the next 🕕 15 seconds 🕒 or you’ll miss out 😵😵 on the best deals on COCK tomorrow 🍆🌽🍌🌶 if you get FIVE 5️ back then you’re officially 😳 a 😮 SEXY STUFFING 🐂🍞 slut 😘 who goin get STUFFED on Turkey day with daddy’s special recipe! 👏🏻💦 if you get t E n 5️➕5️ then you can look forward to 😏😋 a black COCKDAY like you’ve never had before 🎅🏻 and it’s time to show Santa whERE THE BAD BITCHES AT 😵😛👅👄👌🏻💦💦💦 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

Thanksgiving - 2

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ITS NOVEMBER🍃! OR SHOULD I SAY NOVEM-BURY MY DICK IN YOUR ASS🍆🍑 🦃🦃🦃              🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃              🦃🦃🦃 🦃 🦃🦃             🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃         🦃🦃🦃🦃            🦃🦃🦃 GOBBLE🦃 GOBBLE🦃 BITCH! You just got PENETRATED😆 by the TURKEY SWAG DICK😩🙌🏼🆘 Send 📲 this to your ten 🔟 friends 👬👭👫 who ~gobble~ 😝😏the most dick🍆 in 69 seconds⏱ or else your pull out game will be WEAK🚮!! AND you'll shit your pants😫😩!!!!! GOOD LUCK SLUTZ‼️‼️‼️ 😋😝🙌🏼‼️ 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

Thanksgiving - 3

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Twas the beginning 💆‍♀️of Hoevember🍂 Spanksgiving🍁day🌞 And all🌎the Spanksgiving🤗hoes👯‍♀️ were out👀to play😈 Mr. Turkey 🦃👨🏻 Mr. Turkey 🤩🦃 Nice and Fat 🐷 Nice and THICC🍑😳 Give👹me stuffing😤 Give me🐽stuffing🤰 Give me DICK😈 Give me DICK👁👅👁 But poor😥Mr. Turkey🦃 could not🙅🏻‍♂️give his seed🌾💦 For it was “No🙈🥜nut🥜🙈November🍁” To get cumpkin🎃pie🤤 They’d👉have to wait😳 till🍆Dickcember❄️☃️❄️ Mr. Turkey🦃please😖 All the little👧hoes cried😫 If you can’t👎give your seed🌾💦 And🧘‍♀️gobble🦃my ass🍑👅😈” Send📬this to 🔟 hoes💁‍♀️by 🍂Spanksgiving’s🍁 end And the🥩getting eaten👄🍴 Might🧘‍♀️be your rear🍑👅end🤩 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

Passover

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Happy Passover 🔯 you Haggadah Hoes™️!! We may not 🙅‍♀️ be allowed to eat 🍞bread 😖😫 but that 🍆🍆 is KOSHE®️ as FuCk!!👅 When our ancest-whores 🤰🏽were in Egypt 😱 and Phar-hoe Wouldn’t let us leave 🙅🏾‍♂️, God sent the 🔟 plagues to Pharaoh 🖕and the BREAD didn’t have time 🕟 to rise, but your DICK WILL 👅👅😂😩🙏 Send this to 🔟 Seder Sluts! If you get 1️ back ur gonna be dry as matzah 😭😱 if you get 5 back 💦elijah will finally cum and drink that wine 😂🤙 if you get 🔟 back you’re hot like the burning bush🔥🌳🔥 So say Daieanu u dirty dirty desert bitches ☀️🐐 enjoy your 40 years searching for That Holy Land 👀👀👅🙏🤑 And shove the entire Afikomen 🕵️‍♀️ up your ass! 😩

St. Patrick's Day

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Hoping to get 🍀LUCKY🍀 this 🐢St. Patrick’s Day?🍀? Want someone to rub you for luck🔮? ✳️Maybe put their🐍 shamrock🍀shake in your pot of gold?✳️ I sent this to you because🐸 you're🌵 one of my 🌳LUCKIEST 🌱 friends!!!!!!!! Send this🔋 to TEN of 🈯️your SLUTTIEST LUCKY friends this📗 St. Patrick’s Day🍏. You know,🍃 the ones 💚that are big sluts but✅are lucky enough 🐲not to catch an STD!!!!!!❇️ If you don't🌴 send 💹this ♻️around to 🐊10 friends you’ll have BAD LUCK in the 🌲next 24 hours!😈 I BETTER get one 🌿back!🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

St. Patrick's Day - 2

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HAPPY ST.PATRICKS DAY HOES!!☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️on this day in history we remember our St. Paddy Daddy!!💚💚💚💚💦💦 this means it is time to lick some lucky LEPRECHAUN💩 ASSHOLE 💩!!! Want someone to rub you for luck🔮? ✳️Maybe put their🐍 shamrock🍀shake in your pot of gold?✳️You better wear some green so you don’t get PINCHED on the PUSSY today! 💃🍆💦 Send this to 15 of your sluttiest shamrock bitches((you know,🍃 the ones 💚that are big sluts but✅are lucky enough 🐲not to catch an STD)) OR you won’t get any GREEN DICK💚🍆💚☘️ tonight😭😭 if you get 10 back you’re a st.paddys princess👸👸is you get 15 back st paddy daddy will give you his HUGE pot of gold tonight 💰💰💰🍆💦💦 👅👅 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

St. Patrick's Day - 3

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Happy 😀 SLUTS 👌🍆💦💦💦Patrick's day 🍀 you sexy 💋Irish 🇮🇪 potaHOE.🥔 If you're looking 👀 to get lucky 🍀🏆 and have daddy's 👅 shamerCOCK 🍀🍆in your Pot of Gold 🌈🥇tonight, make sure you DON'T ❎ wear green 👕♼🙅so he can pinch👌😳 you all over 🍑😈😩 Be sure to send ✉ this message to 10 of your💰luckiest 🍀 potaHOES 🥔 or you'll never get to 🤤 cathoLICK👅 daddy's snake🐍 again 😭 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

President’s Day

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Happy PresiDICK’S 🍆🍌🌽 DAY‼️ Time ⏰⏰ to honor the DADDIES 👬👬 of our nation 🇺🇸🇺🇸 George SLUTsington 👯👯, Benjamin SPANKlin👋🍑, John HanCOCK 🍆🌽💦💦💦 These POUNDING 🔨⚒ fathers ERECTED ⬆️⬆️ their 😻📃CUNTstitutional dongs 😍🍌for LADY LIBERTY 🗽👅🙀 Raise that ASS 🍑 to 💦💦 Abraham LinCUM 💦💦, 🌲 WOODrow Wilson 😏🌲😉, Bill CLIT-on 👌👈, and the CUMmander in chief, 👦🍆👀BarCOCK Obama 👦🍆👀 Don’t forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE 👀😩 DICKlared war 🔫💣 on those CUMMIES 💦💂💂 Share in ♋️ SUCKonds or you won’t be pounding 🔨that presidential PUSSY 🙀🙀 Get 5️ back and ur a White House HOE 🏠 Get 🔟 back and ur the SUCKretary of state 📔😙🇺🇸 Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan 😩😩💦💦💦💦💦 HAPPY JIZZIDENT’S DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS 🍑🍑🍑