New Years

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DICKCEMBER 🍆🍆❄️❄️ is nearly OVER 😢😢.... but the NEW YEAR 🎉💥 has almost 💦💦CUM💦💦 and you know 😍 what that means 😏😏.. its time for 😏😏😏👅 NEW 🍆COCKS🍆 for TWENTY NINE-TEEN 😍👉👌 all of the 🍑THOTS🍑🍑😋🙋 are making it their 🎉NEW YEARS🎉 RESOLUTION to find 👅BIG DICKS👅 to EXPLODE 💥💥💥💥 some💥💥FIREWORKS💦💦 .. and some 🎊BALLS🎊 to drop 😉😉 in their ASS 🍑🍑 💥💥 be prepared to get 🍆🍑FUCKED😩😩 at MIDNIGHT 😆🌜🌙 on NEW COCKS 🍆EVE when 🍑🍑ASSUARY 1🍑💦💦 cums💦💦 around🍆🍆👅 SHARE THIS WITH 🎉69🎉. NEW YEAR HOES😉 BEFORE 😩🍑 2️💦0️💦2️💦3 or you won't be getting any 🎉party poppers 🎉 popped 💥 inside u this 🎊🎊🍆🍆NEW DICKS DAY🍆🍆🎊🎊 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

New Years - 2

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Happy New Hoes🙊🙊🙊 Eve! It’s time🕘🕘🕞for all my new and old hoes to ring💍💍 in the new Dickade👀👀🍠 by making those Balls 🤔🥳😚😍😉Drop at 12 O’Cock🍆🍆 2nite🌚🌚. Be Sure to make your💅💅New Years resHOlutions🎉🎉🎉. New Year New Thot😇😇😍! So look Auld Lang Fine💃🕺💃and get your corned beef👀👀👀. If you don’t send this to 20 of your sluttiest friends 20 times you will get no🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🙅‍♂️🙅‍♀️dick for 365 days! 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

Christmas

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🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️0 back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

Christmas - 2

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😜 u candy cane cum guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph panties 🔴 pop ur peppermint pussy 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the  mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌  🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won’t be gettin dicked down 😱 in 2❕0❕2❕4” 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

Christmas - 3

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Merry Cuckmas! It’s time you ho ho hoes🎄🎅🏻 know what Santa 🎅🏿 does with his candy cane cock. Rudolph isn’t the only ☝️one whose nose 👃🏼 will be bright red! Santa’s might even be brown if you don’t clean your ass 🍑 good enough. That’s why this cuckmas 🎄 Santa’s giving every ass 🍑 a bidet! Clean that hole and serve it up hot! Milk 🥛 and 🍪?? This ain’t daycare! Santa’s all about that 🍑. Send this to 10 of your holiday hoes and if you get 1 back, Santa 🎅🏿 will make you eat his 💩 get 5 back and Santa will use the bidet so you can eat a clean hole. Get 10 back and your parents will finally validate your life choices. 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

Thanksgiving

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Hey bitch! 💦💦 CUMpkin pie 🍰👅 lover 😘 it’s finally SPANKSgiving 🖐🍂🌰🍅 time to be 😉 thankful 😏😜💋 this THIRST-day for all that sweet potato 🍊 DICK 🍆🍆🌽👅 you’ve had this fall…..now send this to t e n 1️0 of your 👄💦 sexiest 😛😛 🦃 TURKEY 🦃 sluts in the next 🕕 15 seconds 🕒 or you’ll miss out 😵😵 on the best deals on COCK tomorrow 🍆🌽🍌🌶 if you get FIVE 5️ back then you’re officially 😳 a 😮 SEXY STUFFING 🐂🍞 slut 😘 who goin get STUFFED on Turkey day with daddy’s special recipe! 👏🏻💦 if you get t E n 5️➕5️ then you can look forward to 😏😋 a black COCKDAY like you’ve never had before 🎅🏻 and it’s time to show Santa whERE THE BAD BITCHES AT 😵😛👅👄👌🏻💦💦💦 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

Thanksgiving - 2

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ITS NOVEMBER🍃! OR SHOULD I SAY NOVEM-BURY MY DICK IN YOUR ASS🍆🍑 🦃🦃🦃              🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃              🦃🦃🦃 🦃 🦃🦃             🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃       🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃         🦃🦃🦃🦃            🦃🦃🦃 GOBBLE🦃 GOBBLE🦃 BITCH! You just got PENETRATED😆 by the TURKEY SWAG DICK😩🙌🏼🆘 Send 📲 this to your ten 🔟 friends 👬👭👫 who ~gobble~ 😝😏the most dick🍆 in 69 seconds⏱ or else your pull out game will be WEAK🚮!! AND you'll shit your pants😫😩!!!!! GOOD LUCK SLUTZ‼️‼️‼️ 😋😝🙌🏼‼️ 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

Thanksgiving - 3

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Twas the beginning 💆‍♀️of Hoevember🍂 Spanksgiving🍁day🌞 And all🌎the Spanksgiving🤗hoes👯‍♀️ were out👀to play😈 Mr. Turkey 🦃👨🏻 Mr. Turkey 🤩🦃 Nice and Fat 🐷 Nice and THICC🍑😳 Give👹me stuffing😤 Give me🐽stuffing🤰 Give me DICK😈 Give me DICK👁👅👁 But poor😥Mr. Turkey🦃 could not🙅🏻‍♂️give his seed🌾💦 For it was “No🙈🥜nut🥜🙈November🍁” To get cumpkin🎃pie🤤 They’d👉have to wait😳 till🍆Dickcember❄️☃️❄️ Mr. Turkey🦃please😖 All the little👧hoes cried😫 If you can’t👎give your seed🌾💦 And🧘‍♀️gobble🦃my ass🍑👅😈” Send📬this to 🔟 hoes💁‍♀️by 🍂Spanksgiving’s🍁 end And the🥩getting eaten👄🍴 Might🧘‍♀️be your rear🍑👅end🤩 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com