COVID - 2

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ACHOO!! what was that, sexy? 😏😏😩 don’t you know the WHOREable 👎coronavirus is CUMMING to ASSmerica? 🇺🇸🤢🤕 🤒🤤 that means NO more COLD CORONAS 🙅‍♂️🍺🙅‍♀️🍻with the HOEmies, ONLY gator-RAIDing that p😼ssy  🙌🙌 more than your 👃nose👃 is gonna get BLOWN 😩🍆💦  the BREAST doctor DADDIES 👨‍⚕️🙈😰 from the WORLD HOE ORGANIZATION 🌎🤤🤤 and the C-D-SEMEN 😙👄 are calling HOE-VID19 a potential PANTYdemic 👙👀 they’re checking you out ✅😜🦠🔬 of the emergenSLUT room 🏥💋 and into 🔜 quaranPENIS 🚨🚒 it’s time to see what that mouth do 😏👅😤 put that throat to work 😳🥵 and avoid getting too HOT🔥🔥 and BOTHERED 🤒🥴 it’s imporTAINT to wash your hands…AND that DICK 🍆🍆🤚👏❕ time⌚️⏰ to stop being a DIRTY 😬🤧 slut and start TWERKING FROM HOME 😈😈😈 SPREAD your LEGS🤸‍♂️ but NOT❗️❗️❗️❗️ SIMPness 🤢🤢 because we’re only Arma-GETTIN that POON 😝🍑🤗 so lets get electroLIT 🤪⚡️❗️rock your SEXY antiBODY 💃 strip SNEEZE 👏💵👠 with your MASK 😷 ON 🔛💯👌 and don’t get TRUMPED 🍊🍊🍊by this virASS 🤝🤝 SEND THIS TO 10 other coronavirus CUNTS 👄💦 otherwise you’ll get an IN-FUCK-TION 🍆🍑🦠

COVID - 1

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ACHOO‼️🤧🤧What was that⁉️⁉️😏😏Uh-oh 😯 looks like you just got 👀👀 corona virus 😤😜😜 Don’t you know Coronavirus 🦠 🦠 is CUMMING 💦 to America 🇺🇸⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤 The world 🌍 HOE Organization 🙈👅 is calling HOE-VID19 🗓 a POTENTIAL PANTIE-DEMIC 👄👌👈 No more touching daddy 😩😩 🧓🏼 until you wash 🧽🧽your dirty 🐾nasty 🤢 little 🤞🏼fingers ✋🏻🤚🏻✋🏻🤚🏻for 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds  with sHOEp 🧼 and water 💧 👅 otherwise it doesn’t count 🤡🤡🤡 Time to stop 🛑 spreading the germs 🤮🥴🤒and start spreading 😧your legs🤤🦶🏽🦵🏻because everyone 👩‍🦰👨‍🏫🦹🏾‍♂️🧜🏼‍♂️is TWERKING 😈😈from home 🏡 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ other coronavirus cunts 👉🏾👌🏻otherwise the coronavirus🙀🙀 is cumming for you 🍆🍑🍆

New Years

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DICKCEMBER 🍆🍆❄️❄️ is nearly OVER 😢😢.... but the NEW YEAR 🎉💥 has almost 💦💦CUM💦💦 and you know 😍 what that means 😏😏.. its time for 😏😏😏👅 NEW 🍆COCKS🍆 for TWENTY NINE-TEEN 😍👉👌 all of the 🍑THOTS🍑🍑😋🙋 are making it their 🎉NEW YEARS🎉 RESOLUTION to find 👅BIG DICKS👅 to EXPLODE 💥💥💥💥 some💥💥FIREWORKS💦💦 .. and some 🎊BALLS🎊 to drop 😉😉 in their ASS 🍑🍑 💥💥 be prepared to get 🍆🍑FUCKED😩😩 at MIDNIGHT 😆🌜🌙 on NEW COCKS 🍆EVE when 🍑🍑ASSUARY 1🍑💦💦 cums💦💦 around🍆🍆👅 SHARE THIS WITH 🎉69🎉. NEW YEAR HOES😉 BEFORE 😩🍑 2️💦0️💦2️💦3 or you won't be getting any 🎉party poppers 🎉 popped 💥 inside u this 🎊🎊🍆🍆NEW DICKS DAY🍆🍆🎊🎊 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

New Years - 2

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Happy New Hoes🙊🙊🙊 Eve! It’s time🕘🕘🕞for all my new and old hoes to ring💍💍 in the new Dickade👀👀🍠 by making those Balls 🤔🥳😚😍😉Drop at 12 O’Cock🍆🍆 2nite🌚🌚. Be Sure to make your💅💅New Years resHOlutions🎉🎉🎉. New Year New Thot😇😇😍! So look Auld Lang Fine💃🕺💃and get your corned beef👀👀👀. If you don’t send this to 20 of your sluttiest friends 20 times you will get no🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🙅‍♂️🙅‍♀️dick for 365 days! 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

Christmas

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🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️0 back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

Christmas - 2

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😜 u candy cane cum guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph panties 🔴 pop ur peppermint pussy 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the  mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌  🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won’t be gettin dicked down 😱 in 2❕0❕2❕4” 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

Christmas - 3

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Merry Cuckmas! It’s time you ho ho hoes🎄🎅🏻 know what Santa 🎅🏿 does with his candy cane cock. Rudolph isn’t the only ☝️one whose nose 👃🏼 will be bright red! Santa’s might even be brown if you don’t clean your ass 🍑 good enough. That’s why this cuckmas 🎄 Santa’s giving every ass 🍑 a bidet! Clean that hole and serve it up hot! Milk 🥛 and 🍪?? This ain’t daycare! Santa’s all about that 🍑. Send this to 10 of your holiday hoes and if you get 1 back, Santa 🎅🏿 will make you eat his 💩 get 5 back and Santa will use the bidet so you can eat a clean hole. Get 10 back and your parents will finally validate your life choices. 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com

Thanksgiving

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Hey bitch! 💦💦 CUMpkin pie 🍰👅 lover 😘 it’s finally SPANKSgiving 🖐🍂🌰🍅 time to be 😉 thankful 😏😜💋 this THIRST-day for all that sweet potato 🍊 DICK 🍆🍆🌽👅 you’ve had this fall…..now send this to t e n 1️0 of your 👄💦 sexiest 😛😛 🦃 TURKEY 🦃 sluts in the next 🕕 15 seconds 🕒 or you’ll miss out 😵😵 on the best deals on COCK tomorrow 🍆🌽🍌🌶 if you get FIVE 5️ back then you’re officially 😳 a 😮 SEXY STUFFING 🐂🍞 slut 😘 who goin get STUFFED on Turkey day with daddy’s special recipe! 👏🏻💦 if you get t E n 5️➕5️ then you can look forward to 😏😋 a black COCKDAY like you’ve never had before 🎅🏻 and it’s time to show Santa whERE THE BAD BITCHES AT 😵😛👅👄👌🏻💦💦💦 🔗 www.dirtychaintexts.com