🇺🇸🍆🗳️hApPy eReCtIoN dAy 2026🗳️🍑💦🇺🇸
wAkE uP⏰you FILTHY💋constitutional CUNTS📜🍑because it’s time to sLiP yOuR bAlLoT📩into democracy’s TIGHT LITTLE BOX📦💦😩‼️
The🏠HOUSE🏠is getting WET🌊🌊🌊with bLuE bAlLs🔵🔵🔵but is that 218-inch🍆MAJORITY already lOcKeD🔒DOWN⛓️or are these nasty little sWiNg DiStRiCtS🍑still playing HARD TO GET⁉️😩
Meanwhile the SENATE🏛️is bEnT oVeR🐴🍑begging for a FILIBUSTIN’😩💦wIlL iT fLiP🔄and DO IT dOnKeY sTyLe🫏🍆💦or will JD VANCE👱🏻♂️have to get off 💦 the 👀 COUCH 🥴🛋️ 2bReAk AnOtHeR tIe👔⛓️⁉️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Down in tEx-AsS🤠🍑TALA-FREAK-HOE🍆💦👅is preaching the GOSPEL📖of the sEcOnD cUmMiNg✝️🍆while the LONE STAR⭐️state gets its bIgGeSt eLeCtOrAl eDgInG😩😩😩‼️Is this a BLUE WAVE🌊or just a little pRe-CuM💦💦💦⁉️ 🛬🛬🛬 In OHIO🌰🍑SHERROD BROWN🤎is bAcK fOr SeCoNdS🍽️🍆while GEORGIA🍑🍑is serving TWO HOT RACES🔥🔥on one pEaChY pLaTtEr 🍑👅 to get you OSS-OFF 🥴🥴💦💦
And don’t forget the gOvErN-hOeS👠🏛️💦KATIE HOBBS🐎is riding HARD in ARIZONA🌵🍆MICHIGAN✋is looking for a nEw ToP😩⛓️WISCONSIN🧀is ↔️SPREADING↔️ ItS cHeEkS🧀🍑and GEORGIA🍑is asking wHo’S gOnNa GeT tHaT gOv MaNsIoN🏛️BED🛏️ALL WET💦💦💦From MAINE🦞to ALASKA🥶🍆the eLeCtOrAl CoLlEgE dRoPoUtS🎓🚫are getting their MIDTERM BACKSHOTS🍑💥💥and America’s 435 hOrNy HoUsE sEaTs🪑🍆are ready for a FULL CONGRESSIONAL REARRANGEMENT😩💦
sEnD tHiS📲to🔟of your SLUTTIEST SUFFRAGETTES💃🗳️👅
Get 0️⃣back and you’re a lAmE dUcK🦆🍆with ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION😭 Get 5️⃣back and you’re a BIPARTISAN BOTTOM🍑🤝getting Gerry👨MAN👨dered from BOTH SIDES🌭😩🌭 Get 🔟back and you’re a cErTiFiEd 🗳️🦴ERECT-ORAL🫦🗳️ WhOrE🇺🇸💋with a FILIBUSTER-PROOF BUSSY🍑🏛️💦
RED❤️OR BLUE💙WE’RE ALL GETTING fUcKeD ON THE eLeCtOrAl MaP TONIGHT🗺️🍆🍑💦🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🔗 dirtychaintexts.com