Thanksgiving

Twas the beginning 💆‍♀️of Hoevember🍂 Spanksgiving🍁day🌞 And all🌎the Spanksgiving🤗hoes👯‍♀️ were out👀to play😈

Mr. Turkey 🦃👨🏻 Mr. Turkey 🤩🦃 Nice and Fat 🐷 Nice and THICC🍑😳 Give👹me stuffing😤 Give me🐽stuffing🤰 Give me DICK😈 Give me DICK👁👅👁

But poor😥Mr. Turkey🦃 could not🙅🏻‍♂️give his seed🌾💦 For it was “No🙈🥜nut🥜🙈November🍁” To get cumpkin🎃pie🤤 They’d👉have to wait😳 till🍆Dickcember❄️☃️❄️

Mr. Turkey🦃please😖 All the little👧hoes cried😫 If you can’t👎give your seed🌾💦

And🧘‍♀️gobble🦃my ass🍑👅😈”

Send📬this to 🔟 hoes💁‍♀️by 🍂Spanksgiving’s🍁 end And the🥩getting eaten👄🍴 Might🧘‍♀️be your rear🍑👅end🤩

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