Luigi Mangione Arrest

😢😞 DIVA DOWN! 😣🚨💔
American hero 🇺🇸 Luigi Mangione 👨‍⚕️ has been ARRESTED 🚔 for OFFING💦 the CE-HOE 🕴️🍆 of UNITED HEALTHCUCK 🍆! He was so 🔥💦 HOT 😍👅 that even the cops 🐷🚔 couldn’t resist scooping up that FINE ASS 🍑!

Now it’s time to CUM together 👬💦 and scream 😩 “FREE LUIGI!” til it’s backwards ⏪ so he can KEEP POUNDING 💥🍑 those CORRUPT corporations HARD 💪🍌.

Send this to 5️⃣ of your most THIRSTY 🥤💦 friends, and if you don’t want a piece of LUIGI’S beefy BUNS 🌭🍑, you deserve your high ass DICKDUCTIBLE! 💦 🔗 dirtychaintexts.com