Independence Day

Happy fWHOREth of July πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ’₯ my fellow SLUTTY πŸ†πŸ’¦ AmeriCUNTS! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ˜‚ On this day πŸ“… in 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣, the DADDIES πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ† of our nation πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ got DRIPPY πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ together & signed πŸ“ the Declaration of IndependSEX, πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ breaking away πŸ’” from those COCK BLOCKING πŸš«πŸ†βŒ Brits πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§β˜•οΈ & giving us our πŸ™Œ freedom πŸ™Œ to FUCK! πŸ†πŸ‘πŸ’¦ So grab those πŸ’₯ sparklers πŸ’₯ & start LICKIN πŸ‘…πŸ’¦ some BUTTHOLES πŸ‘ good ol AMERICAN style! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ’¦ SHOOT β†—οΈπŸŽ‰ your LOAD πŸ†πŸ’¦ of πŸ’₯ fireworks πŸ’₯ off, FLOP ‡️ those BIG ASS πŸ‘ John HanCOCK πŸ†πŸŒ­ WEINERS 🌭 on the grill, 🍳 & wave πŸ‘‹ the 🌟 Star SPANKING πŸ‘πŸ‘ Banner, πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ praising πŸ™Œ the red πŸ”΄, WHITE βšͺοΈπŸ’¦ & blue! πŸ”΅ Send ➑️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ PATRIOTIC PUSSIES πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ˜Ή or you won't 🚫 get Lady Liberty's πŸ—½ GREEN TITS πŸ—½ in your face tonight! 😭 Get 3️⃣ back & you're a πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Ben FrankCLIT LICKER πŸ‘…πŸ’¦ Get 5️⃣ back & you're a πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ John PennIS SUCKER πŸ†πŸ† Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & you're the πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Thomas JefferSUCC SLUT QUEEN πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ‘‘ πŸ”— www.dirtychaintexts.com